Every woman is at least curious about owning a vibrator, right? I have never met a woman who doesn’t have one, and I think they should be discussed freely and openly. They are a wonderful tool for singles and couples, but there are so many to choose from, and for this reason I have compiled my top 5. Number 5 is my personal go-to and I recommend it to anyone who will listen.
I have searched high and low, asked many a woman and read many a review to put together this magical list from the Gods. Just for you. You’re welcome.
- The Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40
Now THIS is the cream of the crop. I’m sure you’ve heard of these, they are a soft cup that uses suction at different levels to give you mind blowing orgasms. Touchless pulsing send waves of pleasure are what this baby promises.
Lily Allen says it’s the best toy she has EVER used, and the masses of reviews I have read have said the same thing. One review was so hilarious that I have to share.
The number of women that said they didn’t need a man at all after buying this, has me concerned that this toy could eventually wipe out the human race. The only negatives I could find about it is that it’s noisy and can take some time to get it in the right spot.
I have tried their competitor the Satisfyer pro, and although it felt good, it was numb after a while and lacked the motion I needed to get me there. Apparently, this is different (so naturally, I have ordered one).
2. Fifty Shades Of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit
Now this has the whole she-bang (pun intended). A smooth phallic shaft and thick vibrating rabbit ears to make you quiver. I am a big fan of the rabbit, they have been a tried and true staple of the single woman’s drawer for many a decade, and they are perfect for when you want the clitoral and G-spot orgasm AT THE SAME TIME. Oh my!
The negatives as far as I could tell were…none!
This rabbit seems to be the favourite for people all around Australia, and for this reason, it’s got my number 2 spot.
3. Lovehoney Classic Mains Powered Magic Wand
We couldn’t have a list without including the Wand. I personally prefer the mains powered wands, I think they last a bit longer and are more powerful so this was a no brainer for me!
The only negatives are that they can be loud and awkward to hold, and the cord can get in the way, but these are minor issues when you feel the powerful vibrations through your body. I swear my teeth were chattering…wear your mouth guard.
4. Mantric Rechargeable Realistic Vibrator
With a smooth realistic feel and 7 thrilling modes of vibration, this will hit all the right spots. This one was recommended to me by a couple of different people so I thought it was worth mentioning! Simple and straightforward and shaped to fit perfectly, this is one to put on the Xmas list. Thanks Santa!
As far as I could tell trawling through all the reviews, the only downside to this bad boy is the noise. Here’s a tip – use it in conjunction with a clitoral stimulator of some kind and it will be even more ahhhh-mazing.
5. Jimmy Jane Form 2
This is my go-to for everything. Very powerful and compact, so I can use it in all sorts of positions. With my partner or without! It fits perfectly in the palm of your hand so you can hold it in place easily or just let it rest between you and do it’s job (you can also cheekily hold it underneath you and give him a few vibrations too!). So versatile and strong, this has never let me down. I recommend it to everyone.
The only negative is it sounds like a bloody lawnmower, which can be off-putting. But that may just be because I’ve used it so much that I’ve run it into the ground 😂..10/10 would recommend.
So there you have it! I promise you, try even one of these babies and you’ll be side-eyeing your hubby, wondering if you really need the guy. ..or just convince him to get them all and never leave your house.
Originally published on http://www.mumslounge.com.au
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